Pre-Listen:
Talk about easy listening! And just look at that gown! Next time you see me, I will most likely be in a similar scenario. Sorry fellas, no boys allowed! This tape is meant only for the ears of ambitious, strong women who can’t get it together.
Next stop? Cha-Ching Town, U.S.A…
Post-Listen:
Shoulda known it was too good to be true. Just Warwick Davis is up to his mean tricks again. The tape was just him quoting lines from his favourite films, and describing photos from old family albums he’s got lying around. They’re not even his albums!
