Autograph

Katie stands in line to get an autograph. Wait for it… wait for it…

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Home Shopping Network

This is the complete collection of Home Shopping Network clips that were aired on HOTBOX. Please buy all the things.

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New York Tour Guides

Kristen and Katie give a thorough report of New York City life and culture.

Also check THIS out!

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Why my ears were born?

Pre-Listen:SOUND advice!

Talk about easy listening! And just look at that gown! Next time you see me, I will most likely be in a similar scenario. Sorry fellas, no boys allowed! This tape is meant only for the ears of ambitious, strong women who can’t get it together.

Next stop? Cha-Ching Town, U.S.A…

Post-Listen:

Shoulda known it was too good to be true. Just Warwick Davis is up to his mean tricks again. The tape was just him quoting lines from his favourite films, and describing photos from old family albums he’s got lying around. They’re not even his albums!

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Movie Review: MARTYRS!

Hey guys! Check out a movie review for the movie Martyrs!

WARNING:
Viewer discretion should probably be advised.
Also! Don’t watch if you want to see this movie and not know stuff!

Enjoy!

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EXCLUSIVE: Tom Waits Christmas Album lyrics!

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Hey guys! I was able to get a hold of some lyrics from Tom Waits’ newest Christmas album: “Santa Ate My Stocking”.  Here are some excerpts! Enjoy…

SANTA’S GOLD
Have you heard the story of Santa’s Gold?
It’s a very, scary story that’s never been told
Way up in the North to the depths of Hell
It’s a very, scary story that I know too well…

CHRISTMAS WITCH
She’s a Christmas Witch with a dying wish
That all the children would sing
But their legs are broken from all the ice
And the Christmas Witch just died…

EGGNOG and WHISKY
Eggnog and whisky / That’s all that you gave me
I sure feel like a crumb-bum / A  bummy, crumby, crumb-bum,
Crumby bummy bum bum crumb bum

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CHIRSTMAS TALENT SHOW! Dec. 13th!

the dirty dozen!Oh guys, Laugh Sabbath’s Talent Show is gonna be full of ye olde yule tide gayness that we’ve all come to know and love. Really, really come to this and have the best time! The line-up? Superb! Five bucks? A steal!! Laffs? You bet! Sunday, Dec. 13th, 9pm @ The Rivoli (332 Queen St. W)

Featuring: James Hartnett, Tim Gilbert, Katie Crown, Tom Henry, Bull Hooey, and more…

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TINY MIRALCES! Dec 12th, 10pm

Tiny Miracles!Hey guys,

I am honoured to be a part of the Fourth Annual TINY MIRACLES Show at the Comedy Bar this weekend. There are 2 shows — I’m on the later one at 10pm.

Tickets are $10, (available online at www.comedybar.ca)

The money goes towards making x-mas care packages for the homeless.

Hosted by Pat Thornton & Sara Hennessey!

Featuring music by Boyfriends & Girlfriends, and more!
Come on out and support a great cause! You’ll feel s’darn good about it!

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FAN LOVE 24/7 – Nov. 29th!

poster by Emma SegalGUYS! Laugh Sabbath is having a Fan Appreciation Show (appropriately called “Fan Love 24/7“) this last Sunday in November (Nov. 29th, for you calendarless ninnies!) — What? Where did THAT attitude come from? I wish I had it when I was given obstructive view seats for Fiddler On The Roof. Instead I just sat behind the pole and fumed into my program!

But guys, listen (read). Here are the details for this great show:

What: Laugh Sabbath presents: Fan Love 24/7

Where: The Rivoli (332 Queen St. W)

Why: We love our fans. So the show is FREE!!! and there will be treats and give-a-ways and such. Giveaways? Oh. I guess it is just one word. Well that’s just great.

Hope to see you there, chums. We really are grateful for your fanmanship.

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CLINT!

dirty harry? More like FLIRTY harry. I was certain that I ran into Clint Eastwood at the Indigo bookstore tonight. But then realized it was just me.

Fooled again!

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Upcoming Shows

  • Feb 15th 2010
  • Not Friday @ Aces & Eights (34 Ave A) NY 8pm
  • Feb 12th 2010
  • Hot Soup @ O'Hanlons (14th and 1st) NY 8pm
  • Feb 9th 2010
  • Punch Up Your Life! @ Housing Works Bookstore Cafe, 126 Crosby St NY 8:30pm
  • Feb 6th 2010
  • Going Steady @ The Cove 106 N6 St. Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY 8pm
  • Feb 4th 2010
  • Comedy As A Second Language @ Kabin Bar & Lounge! 92 2nd Ave NYC 9pm
  • Feb 2nd 2010
  • GRAB ASS! @ Cargo Cafe 120 Bay St SI NY 9:30pm
  • Feb 1st 2010
  • WHIPLASH @ UCB Theatre 307 W.26th Street, NYC 11pm
  • Jan 10th 2010
  • TALENT SHOW: Nick Flanagan CD Recording @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Dec. 20th 2009
  • The LONER SHOW 5 Year Anniversary! @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Dec. 13 2009
  • Laugh Sabbath: TALENT SHOW! @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Dec. 12th 2009
  • Tiny Miracles Fundraiser @ The Comedy Bar 945 Bloor St. W 10pm
  • Dec. 7th 2009
  • Alt Dot Comedy Lounge @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Nov. 29th 2009
  • Laugh Sabbath: Fan Love 24/7 @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Nov. 19th 2009
  • Joke Club @ The Comedy Bar 945 Bloor St. W 10pm
  • Nov. 15th 2009
  • The LONER SHOW! @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Nov. 12th 2009
  • Pirate Video Cabaret @ Clinton's Tavern 693 Bloor Street W 9pm
  • Nov. 8th 2009
  • Laugh Sabbath: TALENT SHOW! @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St W 9pm
  • Oct. 31st 2009
  • Lab Cab @ The Factory Theatre 125 Bathurst St 8pm
  • Oct. 28th 2009
  • Hysteria Festival @ Buddies in Bad Times Theatre 12 Alexander Street 8pm
  • Oct. 25th 2009
  • Laugh Sabbath Special Presentation: PAUL F. TOMPKINS @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St W 7pm & 9:30pm
  • Oct. 24th 2009
  • Jet Fighter Pilot Show @ The Comedy Bar 945 Bloor St. W 9pm
  • Oct. 22nd 2009
  • Rock, Paper, Jokes! @ The Comedy Bar 945 Bloor St. W 9pm 12 Alexander Street 8pm
  • Oct. 21st 2009
  • Spirits Stand-Up @ Spirits Bar & Grill 642 Church Street, 9pm
  • Oct. 15th 2009
  • Dragons Of Comedy @ The Raging Spoon 761 Queen St W 9pm
  • Oct. 7th 2009
  • Joke Club @ The Comedy Bar 945 Bloor St. W 10pm
  • Oct. 6th 2009
  • The Comedy Hole! @ The Crown & Tiger 9pm
  • Oct. 2nd. 2009
  • East End Comedy @ The Dominion on Queen 500 Queen St. E 9pm
  • Sept. 20th 2009
  • The LONER SHOW! @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Sept. 17th 2009
  • Dragons Of Comedy @ The Rearview Mirror 193 Baldwin St 9pm
  • Sept 13th 2009
  • Laugh Sabbath: TALENT SHOW! @ The Rivoli 332 Queen St. W 9pm
  • Sept. 10th 2009
  • Joke Club @ The Comedy Bar 945 Bloor St. W 10pm

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